Excalibur 7 - Inferno

Rachel is about to have the wedding of the season.

Excalibur #7

Writer: Chris Claremont
Penciler: Alan Davis
Inker: Paul Neary
Letterer: Agustin Mas
Colorist: Glynis Oliver
Editor: Terry Kavanaugh
Editor in Chief: Tom DeFalco
Creators: Claremont & Davis

Crotus, N'astirh's lead henchman demon, is wandering through the streets of New York bemoaning this master when he sees Rachel Summers turned into a mannequin in a bridal shop and decides to take her for his own source of power by marrying her. Elsewhere a cinema drags more people off the street into its screen where it shows "Teenbimbowargoreshocker 23" starring Brian Braddock as "Fast Buck" and Kitty Pryde as "the Victim". Within the picture Kitty (Shadowcat) faces off against Brian (Captain Britain) who alternates between a violent servant of the Goblin Princess and himself. Both change appearances with Brian becoming a slasher in a mask and Kitty a cheerleader, a role she hates, and he chases her through a weird high school. Then they encounter Meggan, transformed into the Goblin Princess, who transforms them into ballroom dancers and puts them into a dance for all eternity. Meanwhile Kurt (Nightcrawler) gets eaten by a living dustcart where inside other humans attack him as demon, giving the cart such indigestion they are vomited out. He is then befriended by an animated stone gargoyle and then finds shop mannequins coming to life and attacking shoppers. He learns how the mannequins have come to life and switched places with humans, turning them into mannequins and swapping clothes with them, and realises this has happened to Rachel. Capturing the mannequin in Rachel's costume with the help of the gargoyle they head off to gate-crash the wedding. Brian collapses from exhaustion and Kitty finds herself transformed again as Illyana's Soul Sword appears which she uses to free Brian and Meggan from the spell. Rachel is restored to human form but the gargoyle is destroyed in the resulting explosion.

This is a much more intense issue than the previous one, putting all five members of Excalibur through some nightmare scenarios that manage to parody many elements of culture from crap blockbuster movies with umpteen sequels to classic Hollywood to Doctor Who to Ghostbusters to slasher movies. There's even a visit to the New York branch of Forbidden Planet. The series has firmly settled on the perimeter of the crossover event and is determined to have some fun in the process rather than exploring any of the deeper ramifications.

In part this is done by having Rachel be an inanimate object for the whole issue. Although the mannequins coming to life and attacking people is a clear homage to one of the best known scenes in classic Doctor Who, the idea of humans being switched with mannequins has a more direct influence from an issue of Superman the previous year. In the post Crisis introduction of Mr Mxyzptlk (written and drawn by John Byrne) had briefly done this to Lois Lane but the story treated this as nothing more than a shock moment and it's not hard to see this making more of the plot device as a subtle swipe by Claremont at Byrne as part of the two's ongoing feud.

But also it's notable that Kitty is not present for the final events surrounding her best friend Illyana. Instead she just experiences the Soul Sword and armour suddenly appearing on her and remembers how the last time this happened was when the Beyonder killed Illyana but they reverted when he resurrected her. She just doesn't want to think through the consequences and instead leaves this for post Inferno issues. It's as though someone suddenly remembered all the connections between the characters in this title and the other X-Men books late in the day - in terms of publication Excalibur only joined Inferno with its November issue (cover dated March) when other series had crossing over as early as August (cover dated December) - and then threw these two issues together to explain why Rachel and Kitty hadn't come to the aid of their brother/best friend respectively with a whimsical take on a very dark environment at the same time.

And so we get two inconsequential issues that are Excalibur effectively saying it's a series to stand apart from the other X-Men titles even when it gets dragged into a crossover. Given the way the comics industry was going in 1988 it's actually quite refreshing to find a series that tried to do its own thing rather than getting tied into umpteen other titles and crossovers requiring its to reader to "have" to buy loads of extra comics just to understand the story in their regular one. But for issues whose covers present themselves as core parts of the crossover and a series that was part of the emerging X-Men family of titles there is invariably a disappointment to find such a bolt-on. This is a good satellite issue but that's not what it presents itself at.

Excalibur 6 - Inferno

The British based team get drawn to New York.

Excalibur #6

Writer: Claremont
Penciler: Davis
Inker: Neary
Colorist: Oliver
Letterer: Orzechowski
Editor: Kavanaugh
Boss: DeFalco

Rachel Summers (Phoenix) has a telepathic vision of her brother being tormented by demons and her mother so speeds off to New York to save him. The other members set off to follow her. At Euston station in London Brigadier Alysande Stuart leads a squad of the Weird Happenings Organisation (Who) including her brother and Who scientific advisor Professor Alistaire Stuart in investigating a mysterious steam train from an alternate timeline where the Nazis rule. Rachel flies into New York and assumes the Goblin Queen is her mother, Jean Grey, but it's Madelyne who rejects her. Rachel crashes down to the ground and into a bridal shop where someone turns her into a mannequin. The other four fly across the Atlantic, stopping off on a ship for a loo break, where Meggan finds herself struggling to control her powers to become what others desire. Arriving in New York her powers respond to the demonic energy and she becomes the "Goblin Princess". Kurt (Nightcrawler) is thrown to the ground whilst Kitty (Shadowcat) and Brian (Captain Britain) get pulled into a cinema and find themselves in an action movie.

This issue is from the early days of Excalibur which was usually the most obscure title in the growing X-Men family of titles. Although sharing a writer with Uncanny X-Men and Wolverine (which had just launched), it had a different editor and for the first few years it managed to steer clear of most crossovers, even having one-shot specials that stood on their own instead of annuals that had to be part of wider crossovers. Things changed a bit from 1993 onwards but before then it avoided just almost every X-Men and wider Marvel crossover going. But this issue and the next one are the exception as it got drawn into Inferno.

It's an awkward point in the series to do so. The team had formed in a special edition one-shot six months before the regular series launched and so this is de facto the seventh issue for the team. The title has been setting itself out as a cross between the Marvel UK Captain Britain stories and members of the X-Men who had been away from the team when it was seemingly killed of, with a strong dose of whimsy in contrast to the ever darker adventures in the other X-Men titles. The tone of the series is not a natural tie with a dark crossover like Inferno whilst this isn't the best way to introduce the series to readers passing through because of the crossover.

And yet it would be difficult to ignore it completely. With so much of Inferno revolving around the travails of the women and son of Scott Summers, could his daughter from an alternate future be ignored? But it would be complicated to work a third team into that part of the crossover and there's also the complication that the X-Men are generally presumed dead (along with Madelyne hence why Rachel automatically assumes the Goblin Queen is Jean) which was the reason Excalibur formed in the first place. And Rachel has not yet met her Jean or dealt with the implications retcon that Jean-Phoenix in this timeline was not the original Jean Grey but the Phoenix force impersonating her. That's an awful lot of baggage to handle in a crossover already working through so many other strands and thus it probably made sense to keep Excalibur out of the core rather than removing their raison d'être so soon or engaging in further complicated meetings that are best handled separately.

So instead we get this issue in which Rachel charges off to New York, gets swatted aside by the Goblin Queen before she can really do anything and then transformed into a mannequin, whilst the others make their way with a comedic stop off and then get into generic encounters with demons. For a book with the Inferno logo directly above the series logo, thus signifying a core part of the crossover (as opposed to the satellite issues with the logo in a triangle in the corner), this feels incredibly inessential and it's clear why it's been left out of most collections of the core of Inferno. (Its presence in the core rather than the crossover trade paperbacks seems to be more down to page lengths as they convert two hardcovers into three softcovers.)

There's one fun little subplot that shows a great adoration for Doctor Who. The Weird Happenings Organisation is clearly based on Unit with Brigadier Alysande Stuart's name clearly evoking Brigadier Alastair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart and in a remarkable piece of prediction her brother Professor Alistaire Stuart looks and is dressed somewhat like David Tennant's Doctor but two decades before he came along.

Other than that side moment this is a really disappointing issue. As the next few years would demonstrate Excalibur did not need to be included in every crossover and this issue seems to know what it can't do and then just stumbles as it tries to unite the series's light-hearted tone with the dark sinister world of Inferno. It isn't a great introduction to the series for visiting readers either. Instead it's just an unnecessary issue.

Excalibur 14 - Acts of Vengeance

It's surprising just how many parodies "Acts of Vengeance" generated during its run. Over the course of these reviews I'll be looking at each one of them. Curiously this one appeared even before the crossover itself began.

Excalibur #14

Writer: Chris Claremont
Penciler: Alan Davis
Inker: Paul Neary
Letterer: Agustin Mas
Colourist: Glynis Oliver
Editor: Terry Kavanagh
Chief Correspondent: Tom DeFalco

Created by Chris Claremont and Alan Davis, Excalibur combined elements from both the Uncanny X-Men and Captain Britain. Based in the United Kingdom the team had a variety of unique adventures. Excalibur is otherwise one of the few mainstream universe Marvel series from this era to have escaped from "Acts of Vengeance". Maybe this is because the crossover fell right in the middle of the "Cross-Time Caper" storyline that meant the characters simply weren't available for an event on Earth (although as we'll see, this did not prevent other series from being caught up in the storyline). Perhaps it was a sign of creator autonomy, with Claremont being largely able to keep the title away from much of the Marvel universe and particularly from a rival's storyline.

This is the third chapter in the "Cross-Time Caper" which ran and ran (and ran and ran...) over a whole year, taking the team on a tour through many alternate realities. The first chunk of the issue is taken up with the conclusion of an adventure in a world where Arthurian magic has continued to the present day and where Prince William is about to marry Katherine. (I wonder if the real Prince William ever read this issue and got a hint...)

Later the team are taken to another strange Earth with a strong dose of parody of the regular Marvel universe. All the heroes and villains are fighting each other as part of "Acts of Vengeance" and each is a distorted version of their true selves. Meggan and Nightcrawler are shown a key source of the problems - two men each trying to outdo the other to generate "the latest cataclysmic cosmic cross-continuity caper". The men are drawn as Chris Claremont and John Byrne. The issue climaxes with the arrival of Galactus and an appearance by the Impossible Man.

Read in isolation this is quite a mixed issue. Interim chapters of structured sagas from this era are often somewhat impenetrable and it's a pity a full issue wasn't given over to the second reality. It's full of jokes from the Hulk with the mind of a baby to Goliath having grown so tall he reaches the edge of the atmosphere to Rick Jones being made into the ultimate fan sidekick. The digs at "Acts of Vengeance" and Byrne are fairly subtle, perhaps reflecting the limited amount that had been revealed about the crossover at that stage, though the point that each kept trying to outdo the other has something to it with the ever-growing size of these events - "Inferno" had about forty-five separate issues, "Acts of Vengeance" close to seventy with the banner alone. And the concept of heroes fighting each other’s villains isn't really delved into, although Phoenix encountering Galactus could be said to be in the spirit of the thing. All in all, this isn't really an essential issue for the event.

Excalibur #14 has been reprinted in:

• Excalibur Classic Volume 3 - Cross-Time Caper Book 1 (2007)
• Excalibur Epic Collection: The Cross-Time Caper (2018)